scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

scott pilgrimage by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014

pilgrimage 

A journey with an important purpose.

A MUSLIM must take a pilgrimage to Mecca sometime in their lifetime if they are physically able.

pilgrimage by Much Lovee January 11, 2006

The Pilgrimage of Grace 

When you lick all the way from the bumhole to the clitoris.

My Mrs. loves it when I do The Pilgrimage of Grace on her.

The Pilgrimage of Grace by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

The Pilgrimage to Mecca 

Having sex with someone doggy-style while they are on a prayer rug, praying toward Mecca.

Mohammad enjoyed the Pilgrimage to Mecca.

The Pilgrimage to Mecca by Scott St. Cloud March 24, 2008

the pilgrimage 

The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."

the pilgrimage by Nick D April 30, 2004

pilgrimage 

slang for going to lay a huge brick, in some unexpecting loo.

john: im going on a pilgrimage...
$ami-g: not in my fuckin bog, u bitchass fool.
you're goin the right way for a mushroom slapping!

pilgrimage by ---Sam--- December 12, 2008