Peronicle. Meaning perfect chronicle. Someone in your life being the definition of the reason being alive. A perfect story of someone that makes it up in your life.
If you know somebody who has the last name of 'Pieroni', be wary, for they have the utmost supreme power over Zues and all of the Gods; and hidden beneath their layer of epidermis their veins flow with gold uniqueness, which fules their bionic organs. If you were to upset a Pieroni, you would be crushed with an anomoly coming from the core of the earth; unexplainable to all, fear Pieroni.
Kid 1: I pissed of this dude yesterday.
Kid 2: Who?
Kid 1: That one kid at our school named Chris Pieroni
Kid 2: Oh man, you're fucked.
Kid 1: *Gets crushed by an anomoly*
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.