When someone alters a picture on their facebook or myspace page to make themselves look better then they really are. Often used as a way to make themselves hotter, or make themselves look like they have met someone or done something that they really haven't.
Me: hey i like your myspace picture you: oh yeah, it's totally picture perfect.
Is a guy who is so perfect he is almost like a still shot photo of perfection with a gold embossed frame. Picture Purfect, or double P, is ultimately the coolest person in the world and is incredibly intelligent. He's a caring heart, a golden coloured care bear who's alway there for you, and he's an awesome person you'd want to spend all your time with. he can make you smile without you even realizing, an blush without you even wanting to. He's kicking and totally awesome. A trustworthy person to share each and every single one of your secrets with. A person you can be yourself around and a person to say 'yo, homie... wanna chill with some dvds?'. So picture purfect is a purfect picture of what perfection looks like perfected. The best.
rohini: hey picture purfect, you are so wonderful how did you get so sweet and cool?
picture purfect: chikkadi, why don't you come jump into my frame then we can be sweet together? ;)
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.