Picosecond 

A picosecond is an SI unit of time equal to 10⁻¹² or ¹ ₁ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ of a second. That is one trillionth, or one millionth of one millionth of a second, or 0.000 000 000 001 seconds. A picosecond is to one second as one second is to approximately 31,689 years.

Absorption of a photon by a fluorophore takes a few picoseconds.

Picosecond by Sadiz May 25, 2021

picoseconderer 

like its a picosecond but 3x longer!!! i totally didnt make this up - goober

i jumped off that bridge in a picoseconderer

picoseconderer by pr2mt May 21, 2024

PincoSecond

Idiot, you misspelled Picosecond hahahahahahaha

Person 1: Hey you get 2 pincoseconds to get out of your seat or I'm getting back down for 5 more minutes.

Person 2: How many pincoseconds are in a second

Person 1: here *shows them definition of picoseconds*

Person 2: That says picoseconds, I want to know how pincoseconds are in a second.

Person 1: I misspelled picosecond, pincoseconds don't exist.

Person 2: Well go make it one, go to Urban dictionary and make a definition of a pincosecond. Or alternatively, get out of your seat.

Person 1: *proceeds to make a bs definition of what a pincosecond is.*

PincoSecond by Shawtyiest Shorti July 17, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019