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Person 1: Hey you get 2 pincoseconds to get out of your seat or I'm getting back down for 5 more minutes.

Person 2: How many pincoseconds are in a second

Person 1: here *shows them definition of picoseconds*

Person 2: That says picoseconds, I want to know how pincoseconds are in a second.

Person 1: I misspelled picosecond, pincoseconds don't exist.

Person 2: Well go make it one, go to Urban dictionary and make a definition of a pincosecond. Or alternatively, get out of your seat.

Person 1: *proceeds to make a bs definition of what a pincosecond is.*
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Picosecond 

A picosecond is an SI unit of time equal to 10⁻¹² or ¹ ₁ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ ₀₀₀ of a second. That is one trillionth, or one millionth of one millionth of a second, or 0.000 000 000 001 seconds. A picosecond is to one second as one second is to approximately 31,689 years.
Absorption of a photon by a fluorophore takes a few picoseconds.
Picosecond by Sadiz May 25, 2021
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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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