Pickle Pirate Share definition Flag A man who sucks a married man's cock. Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate. Pickle Pirate by Three Blocks January 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pickle Pirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch