a device, used in ye olde russian time, used to skin people starting from their
frontal lobe of the brain, and continuing back to the occipital lobe.
still commonly used in nebraska.
masochists still use this device on their legs for
sexual gratification.
russian-"Thine pihok tis not
supposed to be used on thine legs, tis used to skin bitches"
masochistic-"Do not be
disgruntled at my means for sexual gratification-my pihok is a tool of
the utmost climax! bitches!"