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Purpafiliacida 

A random-ass disease you *think* you have after 500 previous searches about your symptoms, even though theres nothing to worry about
“....i dont have alotta time left bro, i got type 8 purpafiliacida”
Purpafiliacida by Kabansod44 February 19, 2021
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Purpadoodle 

(Pronunciation: Perp-uh-doo-dull) Noun. Elderly/old/ancient person; usually named "Barbara", "Ethel" or "Walter". Side effects: Arthritis, wrinkled balls, saggy tits, bad attitude. (Abbreviation: purp)
"I love my dear old grandpa, but I don't enjoy visiting him in the nursing home because I hate being surrounded by purpadoodles!"
Purpadoodle by Purpadoodle Barb February 9, 2010

Phursang 

Phursang, herein taken as a feminine name, refers to those of people who have celestial and divine qualities. Seldom discussed anywhere but in Moroccan fables and in Maghibri scripts, Phursang insinuates the birth of a wonderchild destined with more-than-ethereal qualities, written to overthrow the strongest of gods and goddesses with her empyreal attributes. Phursang is often described as the "fayiqat alkhifa" and "daw' aljana" (translated from ancient Arabic, approximately meaning "strongest-light" and "the glare from heaven"), which can be seen established by the depiction in the allegorical painting of 320B.C, Udbhramati, by Reimer Rasildur. Udbhramati portrays a seraphic scenery where the birth of Phursang led to the most vigorous outburst of light in Cosmos, leading to the death of Methuselah, the oldest star of the galaxy.

The mortal era of the earth is still believed to have been graced by Phursang. Not yet confirmed or properly studied, a rare sighting on camera, she is assumed to have taken abode in the shadows of mountains and hills of Nepal with a young gentleman. She is assumed to have found love and settled. *

For the person it describes to, the words fall short and are prone to error. Hence, Phursang as a name, even though described here, does not have an exact or an appropriate definition. Hence, it is why we neither see any definitions nor translations of this cherubic word. It is thus suggested to be left as it is, undefined, unspoiled.
Examples:

"Phursang makes Anna Karenina look like Anna Kendrick."

"I would army crawl for a mile, naked, over a bed of nails and broken glasses just to hear Phursang yawn over a walkie-talkie."
Phursang by Mooonlover November 30, 2021

purpaholic 

1. a person who is addicted to purple

2. a person who is in love with purple

3. a person who prefers to die without seeing purple

4. often associated with emo

5. included in the family of lavender, lilac and violet
there's a girl wearing purple shirt and purple pants, purple shoes with purple backpack, wearing purple shades with purple lipstick chewing a purple bubblegum while crossing the street.

person 1: damn, lots of purple. what a purple girl!

person 2: no dude, she's not a purple girl rather ...a purpaholic girl.
purpaholic by misscongeniality March 6, 2009
A sound you can make with your mouth by blowing air through the side of one of your cheeks, making a farting noise. It's a common sound a newbie makes when trying to beat box the wubs and dubs of Dubstep
"Dude, quit Phlurping at her. Give me a turn!"
Girl in response: "Nah, boi, I don' like your Phlurpage!"
Phlurpage by lKing May 12, 2014