Phone Stoned
Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010
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phone stoned
talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.
getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.
phone stoned by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008
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Phone Stoned
A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.
Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
Phone Stoned by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010
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phone stone by H Hash & S Shab March 3, 2007
Stone Phone
To call anyone under the influence of marijuana. It utilises the term stoned while phoning someone.
Also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. One is literally stoning someone with phones.
Also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. One is literally stoning someone with phones.
Dude... I got so high last night and accidently stone phoned my teacher... fuck man...
That bitch bit my ear off!!! Let's stone phone her to death
That bitch bit my ear off!!! Let's stone phone her to death
Stone Phone by Anal herpes April 27, 2007
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stone phone by rasrobs March 7, 2008
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