Phoenix Flame Job

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When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...

Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

Phoenix Flame Job by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011

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Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.

Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.

Pheonix Flame Job by Brett27 October 28, 2005

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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