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The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

Philadelphia side car by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

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Philidelphia Side Car

When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...

He was so horned up he had to use the Philidelphia Side Car to get off.

Philidelphia Side Car by Aug2013 September 3, 2010

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Philadelphia sidecar

When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.

The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!

Philadelphia sidecar by Nursy January 15, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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