Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010