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Phil Lies 

Phil-lies has a hidden meaning, the true meaning is Phil Lies. In terms a man known as Phil who lies and enjoyed taking photos of his enemies with his camera. Phil a man of many lies uses his unique ability to create false hope for his followers. Phil has devoted an entire organization to his lies called "The Phil-lies". Along with his lying organization, Phil has created a secondary sub-group called Kamara. Kamara named after his ability to take pictures of those he has fooled.
Phil Lies all the time, yet will never admit to his lies.
Phil Lies by Kamara-man April 23, 2022
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Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phillidelphia Phillies 

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Phillies 

World Champions.

World Fucking Champions!
The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!
Phillies by MD2020 December 17, 2008

phillies 

2007 NL East division winner, and will be World Series champs in 2008
The Phillies owned the Mets tonight!! Just like they always do!
phillies by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

Phillies Blunts 

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
Phillies Blunts by Nick D August 16, 2004

phillies 

The best baseball team of this planet. The Philadelphia Phillies have won the world series in 1980 and in 2008. They have been named the NL East Champions for the past 3 seasons (2007, 2008, 2009). Citizen Bank Park is their stadium located in South Philadelphia. The Phillies have one of the best mascots in all of baseball, the Philly Phanatic. Some of the best players play for the Phillies.

1st base- Ryan Howard
2nd base- Chase Utley
3rd base- Placido Palanco
Shortstop- Jimmy Rollins
Left field- Raul Ibanez
Center field- Shane Victorino
Right field- Jayson Werth
Catcher- Carlos Ruiz
Pitchers- Roy Oswalt, Roy Halladay, Ryan Madson, Brad Lidge, Joe Blanton, Jamie Moyer & more.
The Phillies are the 2010 World champions!
phillies by taylorvictorino September 1, 2010