Phewlitzer Prize
What dat infamous profusely-whizzpopping dude in da equally-notorious (and upROARIOUS!) "National Baked Bean Month" speech should have received for his exceptionally-satisfying verbal performance.
In da legendary --- and crudely-hilarious --- "Great Crepitation Contest of 1946" comedy recording, contestant Paul Boomer actually won da match by four points, but then he unexpectedly had a gastronomical "ooopsie" dat disqualified him from actually receiving da Phewlitzer Prize.
Phewlitzer Prize by QuacksO June 20, 2026
Get the Phewlitzer Prize mug.