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Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.
Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....
by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
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