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speed, amphetamine, a white powder that makes you gern
ere mate can you sort us out with some phet?
phet by J R R August 30, 2006
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Damn, that plus size model is Phet!
Phet by Jay Buit October 1, 2018
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the appearance of one who appears to have had their body inflated with an air pump. This is different from fat in the sense that it encompasses the entire body, whereas fat describes someone with a massive gut. One who is phet normally has a baby-like face, and a phet male will have large breasts. Arms, legs, neck, and back are all puffy as well. Just think of the marshmallow man...
Nope. You are phet. Just take a look at your puffy face and body.
phet by Snake2 July 25, 2011
a kinder way to call yourself fat.
a fat girl's euphimism.
do I look phet in this skirt?
reply: TOTALLY!
phet by kate dogg. May 4, 2006
Phet by Big fat black cock December 9, 2019

phet sweat 

the uncontrollable constant sweat that occors whilst one is off their tits on speed
mush, you've got a bad example of phet sweat, you need to take a shower as your gonna stink!
phet sweat by wilson429 December 22, 2008

Phet dick 

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.
Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....
Phet dick by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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