Pheodor Pagnusson

Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.

Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"

by Penaldo the ghost April 5, 2023