phaf

I was told phaff is “an old English term for taking an extraordinary amount of unnecessary time to do something, particularly when others are waiting on you.”

But it is actually a derivitive of the acronym for “Fucking Around Forever”!

see also: phaf or faf and phaffing or faffing

We were all psyched for the fresh pow and ready to go, but now were waiting for Jonny’s girlfriend while she phafs. She lost her lipstick or keys or something. Now the freshies will be gone!

Please stop phaffing Tracy… Grab your bag, let's go already! We are soooo late for the airport, hurry up!

phaf by BritaJoy April 14, 2008

Phaf

PHAF: when you can't decide if someone is PHAT, or FAT. So, it has BOTH the "PH" and the "F" in the one word.

Man, that chick if fat, and yet still phat.
She's fully phaf man.

Phaf by stirfriedemu April 29, 2011

PHAF

An acronym for PantyHose And Feet - typically used in reference to fetish subjects about pantyhose and/or feet.

Man I'd love to see her PHAF.

PHAF by ChadTheFrog September 20, 2009

phaf

ph (philosophical) a(as) f(fuck) ; when you're high and you think of something philosophical, but you are too high to say the full meaning so you shorten your words with phaf ; if you think something you did was very philosophical, it can be used casually as well

"Did I tell you about my great idea today?"
"Yeah! That was phaf!"

My presentation in class today was phaf.

phaf by squigger April 11, 2015

Queen of Phaf 

See Phaf or FAF.

Someone, usually female, who takes way too long to get ready to go somewhere and can't seem to get out the door or arrive anywhere in a timely manner.

Girl, why you late again! We almost missed the flight. You are the Queen of Phaf!

Queen of Phaf by BritaJoy April 14, 2008

banna-phaf 

An extension of phaffing. Done to delay an activity for the sole purpose that someone else recommends or wants to do that activity.

1: "Are you ready to go to breakfast yet?"
2: "Yep, but I'll just be a minute"
...
1: "How about now, are you ready yet?"
2: "Yep, but I just have to do something"
...
1: "Stuff it, I'll just eat at home"
2: "OK, I'm ready now - let's go!"
1: "You are such a Banna-Phaffer"

banna-phaf by sniffablepurse June 4, 2007

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006