Three letters academically inclined folks long to insert after their names, as they are set to spend tens of thousands of dollars and slog through thousands of man-hours to earn it—they couldn’t care less whether their dissertations have near-zero value or impact on the outside world or not.
In an age when you can virtually order your fake PhD of any prestigious university for a few hundred bucks in a matter of days, who says that a doctorate degree is meant only for geeks or nerds?
by MathPlus November 13, 2018
Acronym for Position of Head Disorder, related to cranial rectum inversion, but the specific disorder for those with advanced degrees.
by PaschaSC June 4, 2007
Short for “Preaching, Healing, and Delivering.” The title that has spiritually been conferred on every believer of Jesus Christ, who has been commanded to share to pre-believers or unbelievers the Good News of the Lord’s gift of eternal life and His forgiveness of sins, and who has been empowered in the name of Jesus to free people from difficulties, diseases, and demons.
All born-again Christians are conferred a PhD to be fishers of men—to win souls for the Kingdom of God, so that they could end up on the right side of eternity after their last breath.
by MathPlus March 17, 2021
Persistent hater degree. Someone who persistently hates on the next man for having something he don't possess.
by boo&brasen February 27, 2012
PHD- Pubic Hair Dandruff
by BradySesselman August 11, 2008
Acronym for "Post-Hibbs Dump."
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.
"Hey Jonny Z., how did that weird veggie lasagne treat you?"
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."
by GullibleZine March 31, 2007