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Peter the Great 

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height.
The name owes its origin to the Russian Czar who stood over seven feet in height, with broad shoulders and a powerful physique, and who was indeed every inch a king.
When she felt me slide Peter the Great between her legs, she exclaimed, "I can't believe how big you are!"
Peter the Great by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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Peter the Greatest 

He is ever greater than Peter the Great. He is quite possibly the sexiest man ever to roam this little planet. If you are a hot girl and see this man walking down the street, you should stop what you are doing and do whatever he tells you to. Men wish they were him and women wish they were with him.
Female 1: OMG!!!! Peter the Greatest is amazingly sexy
Female 2: I hear he is over 13 inches long.
Female 2: Yea I know let's go ask him if he would like to...
Peter the Greatest by bigpete1 December 15, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008