petaluma 

smal town a littles ways from nowhere. Also know as p-town.

Hey, lets go hang in Petaluma!
Wheres that?
Umm, north of san francisco?

petaluma by ??? February 13, 2005

Petaluma 

Only the coolest town in California. So many awesome people come from there, and its turning into quite the tourist's spot.

"Hey, you wanna go down to Petaluma this weeked?"
"Hell yes, Petaluma is hella chill."

Petaluma by Bexykins November 18, 2007

petaluma 

small town, but filled with pretty chill people, and its actually getting pretty exciting and hip lately compared to what it came from (eggs and butter capital of the world)

lets go party up in petaluma

petaluma by lauren! May 1, 2005

petaluma 

Petaluma is a city in Norcal. Theres pretty chill people there.

Petaluma is gangster.

petaluma by shawnmultz September 5, 2016

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

Petaluma High School

A school where hicks and incest runs wild. They have no future and will live off of there parents “wealth”. Where white trash is the highest social class and men have longer hair then girls.

Dude why the fuck would I ever want to go to Petaluma high school, I have self respect.

Petaluma High School by gauchogazettemohrman October 23, 2019

Petaluma Syndrome

A syndrome that is a result of growing up in Petaluma, California. Symptoms include:

Having two or more (or in some cases all) of the following phases; Punk, crust punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, vegan, indie, hipster, hippie, metalhead, fail-goth, gay, bi, lesbian.
But never remaining any of these for more than a couple years.

Saying things like "I hate this little town, I'm moving to Portland."

Having parents that offer to support you, and a car, yet you ride a bicycle everywhere and eat food that was recovered from dumpsters to maintain "status." People from different cities will find that ironic. You won't understand why.

Throwing a shit-fit when someone else gets a haircut similar to yours, or dyes it the same color. This symptom is particularly prevalent in females. It is a serious threat to your uniqueness. You will complain for weeks, but eventually change your hairstyle out of pride.

Did you hear that Bobby DeSoto quit his job after high school? Yeah, I guess he got himself a mongrel road-dog and hopped a train to portland. He has a case of the Petaluma Syndrome.

Petaluma Syndrome by Stankmeista January 7, 2011