Pet The Kitty 

A form of self-stimulation for females (Masturbation) or when another person stimulates the female (Fingering )

I can't believe my daughter pets the kitty
Petting the kitty is fingering yourself
Pet The Kitty

I caught Jenny petting the kitty

Pet The Kitty by MilkHunter January 30, 2015

pet the kitty 

to finger a girl

He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.

pet the kitty by mury December 1, 2003

Pet The Kitty 

A term used for masturbation.

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.

Pet The Kitty by Xx Seaman xX January 3, 2009

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty 

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty by wiccanferret October 28, 2008

pet the kitten 

Slang for female female masturbation or any sex between a hand and a vagina.

Hey Lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
Brian, would you like to pet my kitten?

pet the kitten by zeldawarrior March 13, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022