Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower
(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear

(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)
by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011
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