Perposteria

To spot a totally perfect ass, only to find out that its owner has a face like a dog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

"Dude, that tennis chick Lindsey Davenport has a serious case of perposteria. Ass like a fucking angel, and a face like Swamp Thing..."

by Ralph Powell January 19, 2006

Preposterated

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.

"I am so Preposterated!"

by silversquirrel August 25, 2009

preposterity

The state of being preposterous

Ominous saying something rediculous to get someone riled up over the Internet...now that, my friend, is true preposterity.

by Max the Great June 16, 2005

Preposterageous

An adjective used to describe a situation, event, etc., when the words "preposterous" and "outrageous" are not enough on their own, and they must therefore be combined into one glorious word.

Football Fan 1: Did you see Chad Ochocinco's grill?

Football Fan 2: Was it preposterageous?
Football Fan 1: It was preposterageous.

by $tack Ca$h September 20, 2009

preposterior

Synonym for ridiculous booty.

M: Damn, look at the ass on that one. It's ridiculous.
J: That, my friend, is a preposterior.

by MrJelle August 6, 2017

Prepostrialize

A combination of preposterous and hypothesize used by T. I. when asked if saving a suicidal man was just a stunt to lessen his prison sentence

1. It pains me that someone would prepostrialize that saving that man was a joke

2. Why would you prepostrialize that i wouldnt pay my child support?

3. It is outrageous to prepostrialize we didnt really land on the moon!

by The Original Cordawg October 18, 2010

Prepostericilousillyasaurus

A preposterous, ridiculous, silly dinosaur.

I ordered a T-Rex costume for my 4-year old son for Halloween. But when he put it on, I discovered it was actually a Prepostericilousillyasaurus. I asked for a refund.

by Tomothy Sears November 1, 2017