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paradontax 

Paradontax is a toothpaste used by only the pussiest of men. It is known to help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and anal fissures. If one is found to be a user of paradontax, they will forever be avoided by members of the opposite sex
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coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.
After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.