Perfungerate 

The process by which flavours and textures merge together to make a whole that is better than its parts.

Lasange always tastes better the next day as it has a chance to perfungerate

Perfungerate by Brad McCulloch December 14, 2004

Perfaggerate 

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

Perfaggerate by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010