perfect stranger

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.

The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.

by He who knows11 January 15, 2011

perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

Perfect Stranger

Using various numbing agents to achieve a numbing affect on your hand i.e lidocaine, novicane etc. and then performing the stranger
PLEASE CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFOR ATTEMPTING

I numbed my hand with novicaine and gave myself a perfect stranger

by num_sku11 April 20, 2010

perfect stranger

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.

by G-Money April 20, 2005