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Most fucking perfect human being alive 

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher
Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.
a perfect human by iShouldRun June 30, 2016

The Perfect Human Face 

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)
The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

humanly perfect 

The maximum level of perfection human beings are able to attain in situations which they must react spontaneously.
Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.

To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.

The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
humanly perfect by but for November 20, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026