by I'm not a Pennyworton April 24, 2023
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He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
by Don't drink the ocean whaterr! November 16, 2009
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to backhandedly insult someone in a clever/snarky way, similar to comments made by Alfred Pennyworth to Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson.
(from Nightwing #86, Dec. 2003)
Bruce: What did he do to himself this time?
Alfred: Astonishingly, Master Dick seems to believe his own injuries quite beneath consideration in the ongoing war against crime. Now where do you suppose he would GET such an idea, hm?
Reader: OH SNAP, Batman! You just got Pennyworth'd!
Bruce: What did he do to himself this time?
Alfred: Astonishingly, Master Dick seems to believe his own injuries quite beneath consideration in the ongoing war against crime. Now where do you suppose he would GET such an idea, hm?
Reader: OH SNAP, Batman! You just got Pennyworth'd!
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Get the Alfred Pennyworth mug.A stupid pompous prick who doesn't let Batman have any fun, he also pretends he is cool whereas everyone knows he is a stupid infidel who has no friends. This Pennyworth also referred to as Alfred is an absolute tool who has no friends and pretends to be a 18e member when he is actually the Colonel of the 77y.
Alfred is a Pennyworth
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