A stupid pompous prick who doesn't let Batman have any fun, he also pretends he is cool whereas everyone knows he is a stupid infidel who has no friends. This Pennyworth also referred to as Alfred is an absolute tool who has no friends and pretends to be a 18e member when he is actually the Colonel of the 77y.
Alfred is a Pennyworth
by ALfredBridger August 9, 2014
One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.
He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
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