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penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail
penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery
penis waggle by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

penistagger 

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart
Bro you're such a penistagger.
penistagger by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

peniswagoneer 

One who rides the peniswagon excessively.
God!, He is SUCH a peniswagoneer
peniswagoneer by t3h wagon June 28, 2010

peniswiggle 

a semi-erect penis; a penis not yet fully erect, but not completely floppy.
I wanted to screw this whore, but all I had was a peniswiggle.
peniswiggle by aisantootsieroll February 25, 2010

penisjuggler 

Somebody who has no friends and no life. somebody who stays at home every night and just plays with his penis all night long out of boredom. somebody who is such a loser, he has become proficient at penis handling, that he now juggles his penis with other dildos and stuff. hardcore nolifer.

even worse than penisacrobat
"OMG!!! mooney really pissed me off today man, hes getting on my fucking nerves!!! why is he such a fucking dick!?!"
"dude relax"
"nawh man he really irritates me, should I like kick his ass or sumthing?"
"nawh hell probly "tell on u" like a fag would do, its not worth it, besides he has no friends, hes such a penisacrobat dude"
"guess ur right.... he does have no friends, hes definately a penisjuggler by now man"
"I hear that..."
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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