Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.
A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best usedaround homophobes.
"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1 "No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.