Penis Pledge 

The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.

"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."

Penis Pledge by two ween teen October 18, 2011

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018