Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

Penile delinquent by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penile Delinquency 

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

Penile Delinquency by darren dorling February 10, 2008

Penile delinquency 

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

Penile delinquency by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019