Penile Delinquency 

Whether you dont know if your coming or going in any sense of the words

Guy 1: I think i have penile delinquency
Guy 2: yes i see you have leaked on the floor

Penile Delinquency by darren dorling February 10, 2008

Penile delinquency 

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

Penile delinquency by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

Penile delinquent by jaffaw July 14, 2009