The sweetest girl ever. Literally the most awesome person to ever be born onto the face of the earth. Anyone who has ever lived would be lucky to be grazed by the presence of Pelarr
1. A watery form of diarrhea that resembles peeing from the anus.
2. Taking a liquid diarrhea dump.
Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
¿Ya me vas a pelar? = Are you going to pay attention to me now or what?
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't pay attention to me.
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't even now I exist.
A condition commonly found in hipsters stemming from the constant need to be "ironic" and "vintage" at the same time, "polarrhoids" is characterized by such a person purchasing a classic instant-film camera from a thrift shop for $5, and then proceeding to spend upwards of $2.00 per exposure in order to capture photographs and print them instantly. Said hipster will often dismiss the poorquality of the exposures when compared with sub-$50 no-name brand digital cameras (which have an operating cost of $free.00 per exposure) as irrelevant and then cite "the experience" as their primary reasoning for using a bulky, outdated, shitty camera.
"It looks like Stephaghn has whipped out his Polaroid at a restaurant again, so I guess we can look forward to him taking pictures of his food with it, then taking pictures of the films with his phone camera, and then Instagraming them. He's got a pretty severe case of Polarrhoids."