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peearrhea
peearrhea by Catherine M. May 26, 2006
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Pelarr • Pelagresia • pelar • pearre • Pearrough • pelarboj • pelargiform • pelarse • Pelarse el pipe • polarrhoids
peearrhea
Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
pelar
¿Ya me vas a pelar? = Are you going to pay attention to me now or what?
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't pay attention to me.
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't even now I exist.
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't pay attention to me.
Ella/él no me pela! = She/he doesn't even now I exist.
pelar by indiorancia November 29, 2009
polarrhoids
A condition commonly found in hipsters stemming from the constant need to be "ironic" and "vintage" at the same time, "polarrhoids" is characterized by such a person purchasing a classic instant-film camera from a thrift shop for $5, and then proceeding to spend upwards of $2.00 per exposure in order to capture photographs and print them instantly. Said hipster will often dismiss the poor quality of the exposures when compared with sub-$50 no-name brand digital cameras (which have an operating cost of $free.00 per exposure) as irrelevant and then cite "the experience" as their primary reasoning for using a bulky, outdated, shitty camera.
"It looks like Stephaghn has whipped out his Polaroid at a restaurant again, so I guess we can look forward to him taking pictures of his food with it, then taking pictures of the films with his phone camera, and then Instagraming them. He's got a pretty severe case of Polarrhoids."
polarrhoids by idontneedafuckinhandle October 15, 2016
peearrhea
peearrhea by dishsoap123 July 1, 2019
pelarboj
pelarboj by goofy ahh lunchbox June 4, 2022
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