Pee on You

Pee on you or piss on you was made highly popularized by the song "Pee on You" by Dave Chappelle, in an attempt to characterized R. Kelly's peeing on some young bitches.

"I want to pee on you, piss on you...drip drip drip...pee on you..."

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

pee on you, pee on me

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.

Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."

by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022