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A feline with an unhealthy attraction to children with intent of intercourse, unfortunatly due to international animal cruelty laws pedocats roam free across the globe with next to no policing. Some notable pedocats Tabby 'Ass Master' Pussykins, Tybalt 'S&M' Didums and Felix 'The Fiddler' Puspus.
OH MY GOD JAMES GET AWAY FROM HIM! Thats Gizmo Mrs Smith's Moggy it's a filthy pedocat!
Pedocat by ShoTown October 25, 2004
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pedocation 

Pedo'cation. (A Citation)
Pedo'cating.
To pedocate.

"To give vindication to a pedophile."

A Pedocator (Titular)

"Someone who uses there influence in law to vindicate pedophiles"
Best not to clear or vindicate the pedophile or be "cited for Pedocation"
pedocation by Casus Bellium December 17, 2019

PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who sexually prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

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PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025

PedoCATOR 

An academic teacher/educator who prays on their young students.
Student 1: dude, I have a feeling our hot math teacher is a pedocator! She’s always texting me late in the hours about random bs.

Student 2: what’s a pedocator?

Student 1: An educator who’s a pedophile. Combine the two words and you get “Pedocator…” get it?

Student 2: Good luck getting that one to stick….

Student 1: Eh, I try…

Student 2: Bruh, you should totally text her a dick pic to find out, it’s exam week!!!

Student 1: *contemplating* hmmmm…

/1 month later/

NEWS ANCHOR: “WE HAVE DEVELOPING NEWS HERE AT FOX 11”
PedoCATOR by TLoUP1 Pons June 30, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026