Pedess 

The female equivalent for the term pedo (pedophile). This would be used for a females of all ages but they tend to be used most often with teenagers (13-17).

Vicky: 'Did you hear Bethany is dating a year 7?'
Tammy: 'Yeah, what a Pedess.'
Vicky: 'Fr.'

Pedess by Ting-Ting (From Mulan 2) April 7, 2023

Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

Pedes A Deedling 

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

Pedes A Deedling by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

flesh pedestrian 

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

flesh pedestrian by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

pedestrian face-off by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Pedersen 

A name nobody can pronounce correctly, it is always pronounced as Petterson, Paterson, or Peterson. No one ever seems to see the letter D in the name while reading.

Teacher: *taking attendance* First name.... Patterson.
Pedersen: actually it's Pedersen, and here.

Pedersen by Meowzer101 March 2, 2019

pedestalitis 

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.

You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.

pedestalitis by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013