Pearson cough

Person who feels weezy but is just a big jessie. Should wear a skirt and be called sally

Shit, dude has a pearson cough.

by anonymous October 1, 2021

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016