Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it
will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB
will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it
will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else
will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a
10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it
will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It
will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It
will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda
hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big
booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my
man
