Peace be upon him 

A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

Peace be upon him by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

Peace be upon him 

A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!

Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

Peace be upon him by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016