When you're hanving sex with a hooker and you cum on her face and throw the money on her face so it sticks to the cum.
by P8ntballa00 March 9, 2010
One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.
by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009
When you have anally intruded a female that is particularly fond of peanuts, and you pull out and your schlong is covered with a mixture of shit & peanuts-hence "payday bar"
I've heard of eating the peanuts out of her shit, but when I pulled out her ass I had a "Payday bar"
by Jism Jim November 19, 2004
Playing Payday or Payday 2 so much that upon entering any building, you immediately devise a plan to rob the place of its cash or important documents.
by ubermacht September 9, 2019
A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 10, 2008
Payday Lesbian:
A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.
A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.
Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'
Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.
Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.
by GypsieHunter May 22, 2009