Paybump 

Paybump (noun): A paywall so weak, it's more like a speed bump.

That paywall was like a wet paper bag. It was a paybump!

Paybump by gps42 June 26, 2024

paydump

When one is bored at work, and goes to the bathroom to poop for an extended period of time while still on the clock.

Carl: Bro, I'm tired of filing these TPS reports, it's time to take a nice paydump!

Dave: Be sure to light a match.

paydump by CitySlickah September 30, 2013