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The best boyfriend ever. If you are dating a Pavlos never let them go. If you do it will be the worst mistake you've ever made. Someone will swoop them up and take them as soon as you do. He is might not like himself but he is the sweetest person ever. SO NEVER LOSE THEM!
Girl 1: I went on a date with pavlos last night!
Girl 2: OMG! he's the sweetest and cutest! everyone likes him! don't lose him!
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He is the guy who sleeps with your sister and your mom every night.
Someone: Hey i got a new girlfriend
Everyone: Too bad Pavlos is propable gonna steal her in like a day.
Pavlos by Tsak Tsouk November 20, 2021
aka. pavvy

a wise man who hates hookup culture but still hookups when he goes to the club. loves red led lights and cigarettes.

his meals consist of burnt burgers, microwave toasties and out of date pork chops
when i’m wanking i’m thinking of Pavlos
Pavlos by Zaz pee pee November 21, 2021
The literal definition of a simp, will most likely fall in love with you if you are a woman. A Pavlos has good sense of humour but can come off as a pervert, nonetheless, he’s the sweetest person ever.
I went on a date with Pavlos, he’s so sweet.
Pavlos by Anastasia1999 November 21, 2021
A "PAVLOS" IS A MASSIVE ASS, LIKE, A GIANT GYATT.
PERSON 1: DAMM THAT BITCH HAS A MASSIVE "PAVLOS"
PERSON 2: FR
Pavlos by EDBBC_445 March 15, 2024

Dirty Pavlos 

An adapted cleavland steamer where a dwarf blows cocaine up your arse, then you perform a cleavland steamer before chopping up and snorting the residue!
That prostitute was a bargain, she provided the dwarf and the nose candy, then let me do a Dirty Pavlos
Dirty Pavlos by HonestDiction April 26, 2025

Palos Park 

An affluent suburb of Chicago characterized by new money and sprawling forests. Of Chicago's south suburbs, Palos Park is by far the wealthiest and most expensive. Trees outnumber people 10,000 to 1. Tucked behind acres of woods are some of the biggest damn houses you can find in Chicago. Not as rich as nearby Hinsdale - or northern burbs like Winnetka - but compared to the "other" Palos-es, it's Beverly Hills.
Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Palos
Q: Which Palos? Hills, Heights, or Park?
A: Palos Park - Didn't you see my Maserati?
Palos Park by Park-side August 18, 2013