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Rudy Pankow
The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.
Rudy Pankow by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020
Pavloved
1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.
2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.
2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.
Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.
Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?
Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.
2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.
Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.
Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?
Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.
Pavloved by Jabathenut March 25, 2010
Rudy Pankow
Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet
Rudy Pankow by Pogues for life June 3, 2020
Pavlov's dogging
I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.
Pavlov's dogging by halcyonyear November 20, 2010
Pakoniggy
Half Pakistani, half black, all boss. You do not want to get in a fight with this species, they will wreck your shit up and then continue on to your hot sister.
Not only did I get my ass handed to me during Words with Friends, a pakoniggy also mugged me and took my watch! He was so attractive he caught me off guard.
Pakoniggy by Brown Wonder November 27, 2012
Parkognize
When you recognize a slightly familiar fellow Parkie outside of the Park Cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it's really that person.
There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
Oh no, I think I parkognize that woman over there but I can't tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.
Parkognize by Merritt Patterson March 15, 2008
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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