Pattymelt 

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

Pattymelt by lbdub November 13, 2021

pattymelt 

the act of pleasing a woman orally.

He gave her a pattymelt

pattymelt by pattymeltz February 5, 2010

Patty melt 

A burger, of any type of meat, topped with a slice(s) of cheese. May be eaten as a sandwich on any kind of bread, or without bread a all.

Tonight, I don't feel much like cooking. How about a sports bar? A good patty melt, some cold beer, and a ball game. Now, that's what I really feel like tonight!

Patty melt by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

portuguese patty melt 

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

portuguese patty melt by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

Patty Melt 

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

Patty Melt by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

patty melt 

1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.

bun lacking patty melt

patty melt by nighttime, daytime April 20, 2010

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

Russian Patty Melt by musah March 28, 2021