Patrivore

To eat one's own parents.

A) I heard Hannibal's been pretty patrivorous lately.

B) He's clearly a patrivore.

by Captain Nigs December 20, 2013

Patriotreason

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.

2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"

by Free Whilly April 11, 2012

patriosexual

Sexual desire or behavior directed toward a country or countries of one's origin.

Andy was a patriosexual, so he started to flagsturbate while fantasizing about America.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Partyvore

Noun: A person who chooses to break their personal none-meat eating preference on special, mostly marry occasions.

*At a restaurant, celebrating one's birthday*
A: Dude, isn't John vegan? That's a whole lot of lamb chops he got there
B: True. Guess he's a Partyvore

by Dingostar December 23, 2022

Patrioerotic

Commonly associated with the Amerigasm. Generally associated with far right-wing Christian Republican Americans. Someone who feels patrio-erotic feelings are someone who is rabidly nationalistic, and who actually becomes aroused by the thought of things that a right-wing American racist considers as "American," such as shooting a gun, talking about shooting a gun, looking at guns, talking about looking at guns, hating foreigners, hating immigrants, hating the French, hating the UN, hating democrats, hating liberals, hating minorities (except the ones who they hire to do their work for a fraction of a fair wage), and believing that immigrants and minorities have it 'easy' and that they themselves (the white, Christian, male) is actually an endangered species and he MUST defend himself. Toby Keith is the patron saint of patrioeroticism. Stephen Colbert portrays the characature of a Patrioerotic individual.

"That Toby Keith song is so patrioerotic, I got such a hard-on after listening to it I went out a bought a gun, shot some immigrants and liberals, and then joined a white supremacist group."

by alien_sporez February 4, 2010

patriosexual

someone who always supports a person born in the same country, state, province or city even if they're a complete tool

tool lover: dude i love jim carrey especially in dumb and dumber
man: jim carrey is such a fucking tool
tool lover: omg he's canadian you antinationalist
man: dude you're such a patriosexual

by joe rogan the thirty first April 3, 2010

patriocentricity

* Taken from the Latin and Greek root word "patr" meaning father and the word "centric" meaning "situated at or near the center."

* The term was specifically coined to describe the philosophy of family life promoted within some extreme Christian and Reformed homeschooling communities that teaches that God gives a "calling" in life to only men, specifically fathers, and that the purpose of the wife and children is to fulfill the father's calling.

* Those who embrace this position believe that it changes only when a son assumes his own household responsibilities by taking a wife or a daughter is given in marriage when she can then leave her father's home, her new purpose being to fulfill the calling of her husband.

* Though there are varying degrees of this taught within different groups, the father is sometimes described as the "prophet, priest, and king" of the home and there are other common ideals that often accompany patriocentricity, such as militant fecundity, family integrated church, neo-feudalism, as well as neo-agrarianism.

"Vision Forum, Inc. defines the epitome of patriocentricity."

by evangelical feminist December 17, 2008