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A. The internet is a anonymous.

B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
Get out of your mother's basement and learn to read, loser.
by Person February 7, 2005
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A very kinky, very sexy and extremely patriotic sex act that you should be proud of achieving if you pull it off, man or woman. See American Pounding.
Boy, the Government has nothin' on THIS Patriot Act! I came buckets!
by SHITCOCK March 13, 2015
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Find yourself a liberal, then convince her to have sex with you. Pound her vagina until she bleeds or while she is having her period. Just before you ejaculate your gorilla juice pull it out, wipe your dick on her face. Then nut on top of her face and finish up with a punch to the eye...Then state "Big Brother is watching you!!"
After Obama's Election I went around giving the Patriot Act to all the retards that had a stupid smile on their faces.
by i;hfdWH January 21, 2009
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Yet another phrase used to whip people into a Bush-hating frenzy, the PATRIOT Act actually makes punishments against people who perform unauthorized wiretaps or use unauthorized listening devices harsher, thus PROTECTING people's privacy.

...but just try telling someone that.
Person 1: So what exactly is the PATRIOT Act?
Person 2: THEY'RE STEALING YOUR RIGHTS! YOUR RIGHTS!
Person 1: Seriously? What rights did they steal? Do you even know what the PATRIOT Act does or are you just repeating stuff you heard from some crank online?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: CHICKENHAWK! YOU'RE SUPPORTING A MASS-MURDERER!
Person 1: What!?
by Civan August 4, 2006
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something enaqcted by the Gov't that allows them to look at our library records... you morons. IF YOU HAVE NOTIHNG TO HIDE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
Gov't Official: We're gonna search your library records for anything suspicious.
Person: Fine go ahead, Im not a fucking terrorist, I dont care. The Patriot Act doesnt effect me.
by PWH805 December 5, 2005
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Legislation designed to protect the American people from terrorism. Often criticized by the left and those who have something to hide. (see terrorist)
Leftist college student: The Patriot Act is choking our liberties.

Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.

Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.

Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.

Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.

Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.

Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)
by Mart Adler July 17, 2008
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The 342-page document, created as a response to 9/11, that takes away all Americans' rights.

Basically, if a person walks down the street incorrectly, or simply speaks out against government policies, they are considered to be a threat, and they will be punished swiftly and severely -- even if they are INNOCENT.

Basically, the entire constitution has been repealed by the passage of this act, and it lays the groundwork for a fascist "police state."
The USA PATRIOT Act is what they mean, when they say that "Freedom Isn't Free."
by Jason L. March 24, 2005
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