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Patrick Johnson

In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
Patrick Johnson by big_hungoids January 25, 2022
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Patrick Johnson’ed 

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.
Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.
Patrick Johnson’ed by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016